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'Kyuuin~! Look at you~! You're such a cuuuutiepuff! I'm gonna snuggle you and love you and nibble you and suckle you and wrap you in my hair and slowly guide you down my throat and trap you in my belly and digest you into delicious pudge and...
Oh, wait, where was I? Oh, right~! Snuggles~!'
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If you don't believe in aliens, you're in for a shock here, I suppose. Kyoretsu is an alien... at least by local standards, she is. She's also a princess. She's also a warrior. She's also biomechanical.
So, a mechanized alien warrior princess.
Kyoretsu (It's not Kee-yo-ret-su, It's Kyor-et-su) hails from a world called Arcui (Ar-kyu-ee~) in a different galaxy. Why'd she come here? Heck if I know.
Okay, so that's a cop out answer. But really, it's a bit of a mystery. Kyoretsu herself says that she was 'just going exploring', but if she was just exploring, her ship... well, technically the wreck... wouldn't have been a charred, smoking, hole-ridden mess, now would it? But, the crash didn't muss her hair, so she didn't really care.
Arcuiians are all bioenhanced in one way or another... usually depending on their societal roles and jobs. A computer worker would have a neural interface, while a warehouse foreman might have increased lifting capacity.
Arcuiian princesses (and all female royalty in general, as she tells it) do double-duty as battlefield commanders and frontline soldiers. The royalty is right down in the dirt with the rest of them... well, figuratively speaking. As such, Kyoretsu's enhancements are geared towards speed and mental acuity. She's also taken enhancements for quick repair (a nanomodule of sorts... this allowed her to repair her wrecked ship in under five minutes!) and rudimentary battlefield construction (fortifications, etc), as well as the common 'Warcaller' enhancement, which allows her to summon any weapon she can use from a personal pocket dimension.
Her fancy little armor suit is something else to note. It provides her with flight as long as the power holds out, a few built in weapons, and a powerful energy-based defensive barrier system.
In short, this little thing (well, if you call near seven feet tall little) has the brute force of a larger combat mecha at her disposal, while still fitting snugly into the 'infantry' class.
All of this only really matters if you plan to brawl with the beauty, though~ Kyoretsu is much more than just a soldier, after all.
Kyoretsu is also a people eater. Originally, it was just enemy commanders... she would swoop over the battlefield like a valkyrie, seizing them with her hands or hair and hauling them off, then stuffing them into her belly. But she started to enjoy it a bit too much. Soon, even basic soldiers began to fall into her gluttonous tummy. Then, lovers she took back home. Suffice to say the rest of us expect she crash-landed here just because her home planet was worried she'd eat the whole population within a month!
She's a very good eater, too. As you'll note, she has very big hair. This is her primary eating tool. Completely prehensile, she uses it for both fighting and devouring... the locks can slice through an armored bulkhead, or wrap and digest a wriggling treat. In fact, that's where most of her suitors went. She would tell a potential beau that she would consider marriage while he combed her hair. Then, she would promptly slurp him into the massive mass of snuggly silk, never to be seen again.
She's squishy enough to gulp folks into her belly, too, if she wants them to feel a bit stingy from digestion... but she really prefers her hair.
She can use her nethers, as well... but you -really- have to butter her up for this. After all, she wears all that armor. How do you plan to get to it otherwise?
Kyoretsu has an almost crippling infatuation with cute Earth things. Stuffed toys. Kittens. Puppies. If she sees something cute, the owner had better be willing to part amiably with it, because she will snuggle it ruthlessly. This includes cute people. If she thinks you are cute, 'Kyuuin!' might be the last thing you hear before a mechaprincess has you in her arms.
She also loves 'inferior' technology. She's part of a race that are masters of space travel, material replication, and phase transferrance, but if you put an alarm clock or television remote in front of her, she'll be amused for -hours-. And double that if it's cute -and- a piece of technology! A wind-up kitty toy or a talking plushie will keep her out of it for days! Of course, you'll lose the item...
But at least you won't get ate~