"'Hey, what's your crit rate?'
'Looks like you rolled a nat 20 on chest!'"
"Wholly unoriginal. You wouldn't believe how often I get it even if I told you. There's a reason . . . There's several reasons why I don't go outside anymore."
"Perhaps the most obvious is my curse. As a Jubjub, the Queen of Hearts . . . that, skank! Decided, since we didn't attack men enough in her kingdom, that we were to be burdened with constant lust."
"However, my personal aversion to humans was more than strong enough to let me ignore it."
"Til I can smell them."
"After that, it's anyone's game."
"It's not like I want to! I physiologically don't have a choice, jackass!"
Rework impending (stinky NEET harpy nerd probably)
Quick Stats
Real Name: Kritze [Krie-tsuh]
Alias: Kritzkreig, Critical Tit, Kree
Gender: Female, Futanari on Request. Duh.
Species: Shoebill
Race: Harpy
Age: Visibly 25
Height: 4' 11 (Maybe bigger sometimes)
Occupation: Neet
Family: Noone living
Partner(s): Whoever manages to aggro her.
Fun scenes:
Author's Note: Master Prefs can be found on Kymair. Deviations found here override those to keep the character focused.
Kritze is from the Monster Girl Encyclopedia Universe.
A Kymair Resident