"Seriously, what kind of girl inherits the incredible power of a cat demon and then uses it only for kinky stuff?"
In order to understand the strange young woman named Koharu Kuroshiro, one must first understand her partner in crime. Though she appears as nothing more than a petite young woman with peculiar ears, Koharu is host to two souls. A human and a demon reside in the same body, a unique and symbiotic relationship defining their shared existence. Very little is known about the demon herself apart from the fact that she has some affiliation with cats, as evidenced by Koharu's feline appearance. It is yo speculated, however, that Koharu what are you doing the demon may actually be Kohaaaaaaruuuuuuu
Dangit Tamako, you're ruining my monologue!
Monologue? You do realize we're the only two that can hear inside our head, right?
Yeah, but all the really good anime start with a voiceover, and all my favorite manga start with dialogue that's written in, like, those boxes instead of speech bubbles, you know? I'm just thinking that maybe if I start randomly thinking about exposition, I'll end up on some sort of shounen adventure!
... You DO realize that you're a human girl playing host to a cat demon that gives you magical powers, right? What could possibly make your life any more weeby?
...
Robots?
Oh please, you know you'd get bored once you figure out you can't eat them.
Edible robots!
Those don't exist, Koharu.
Then I'll have to unveil a new ability, the likes of which have never been seen before! I'll find my own special power and surpass my rival!
Cat demon wizard. Literally talking to a supernatural being right now.
Yeah, but that's all pilot episode stuff! I want something like a Bankai from Bleach, or Sage Mode from Naruto!
Naruto? Isn't that the one with the blond kid with a demon fox sealed inside him that can make a ton of clones or something? Wait.
...
...?
Koharu.
Yes?
Did you ask me to teach you to use our magic to create clones just so you could be like Naruto?
...Maybe.
Dammit Koharu, I could've taught you anything! Teleportation, time manipulation, mind control, but no, you had to be like the kid from your favorite show, didn't you?
It's not like splitting myself up isn't useful! Anyway, stop talking about my powers in the opening exposition! This is the type of stuff that's only supposed to be revealed at the end of the pilot episode. If you let it slip too early, then my first opponent is bound to be someone who can perfectly counter me!
Are you still going on about that monologue thing? Fine, I'll give you some damn exposition.
Koharu's primary power is to split her body in two! Tamako please don't.
The two halves of her soul may look a little different, but rest assured, they're DEFINITELY still both Koharu. I've taken to calling them Kuro and Shiro, though. Tamako please! Those are spoilers!
Of course, like any good soul-manipulating demonic patron, I've gone ahead and made the girl essentially immortal. Why, she could be hundreds of years old and nobody would know! Tamako! I'm only twenty!
Truly, she is an ageless being. Tamako.
Yes dear~? I haven't even gotten to the good parts, like your obsession with- I'm gonna hit you.
In order to understand the strange young woman named Koharu Kuroshiro, one must first understand her partner in crime. Though she appears as nothing more than a petite young woman with peculiar ears, Koharu is host to two souls. A human and a demon reside in the same body, a unique and symbiotic relationship defining their shared existence. Very little is known about the demon herself apart from the fact that she has some affiliation with cats, as evidenced by Koharu's feline appearance. It is yo speculated, however, that Koharu what are you doing the demon may actually be Kohaaaaaaruuuuuuu
Dangit Tamako, you're ruining my monologue!
Monologue? You do realize we're the only two that can hear inside our head, right?
Yeah, but all the really good anime start with a voiceover, and all my favorite manga start with dialogue that's written in, like, those boxes instead of speech bubbles, you know? I'm just thinking that maybe if I start randomly thinking about exposition, I'll end up on some sort of shounen adventure!
... You DO realize that you're a human girl playing host to a cat demon that gives you magical powers, right? What could possibly make your life any more weeby?
...
Robots?
Oh please, you know you'd get bored once you figure out you can't eat them.
Edible robots!
Those don't exist, Koharu.
Then I'll have to unveil a new ability, the likes of which have never been seen before! I'll find my own special power and surpass my rival!
Cat demon wizard. Literally talking to a supernatural being right now.
Yeah, but that's all pilot episode stuff! I want something like a Bankai from Bleach, or Sage Mode from Naruto!
Naruto? Isn't that the one with the blond kid with a demon fox sealed inside him that can make a ton of clones or something? Wait.
...
...?
Koharu.
Yes?
Did you ask me to teach you to use our magic to create clones just so you could be like Naruto?
...Maybe.
Dammit Koharu, I could've taught you anything! Teleportation, time manipulation, mind control, but no, you had to be like the kid from your favorite show, didn't you?
It's not like splitting myself up isn't useful! Anyway, stop talking about my powers in the opening exposition! This is the type of stuff that's only supposed to be revealed at the end of the pilot episode. If you let it slip too early, then my first opponent is bound to be someone who can perfectly counter me!
Are you still going on about that monologue thing? Fine, I'll give you some damn exposition.
Koharu's primary power is to split her body in two! Tamako please don't.
The two halves of her soul may look a little different, but rest assured, they're DEFINITELY still both Koharu. I've taken to calling them Kuro and Shiro, though. Tamako please! Those are spoilers!
Of course, like any good soul-manipulating demonic patron, I've gone ahead and made the girl essentially immortal. Why, she could be hundreds of years old and nobody would know! Tamako! I'm only twenty!
Truly, she is an ageless being. Tamako.
Yes dear~? I haven't even gotten to the good parts, like your obsession with- I'm gonna hit you.