June_Ember

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It's often entertaining seeing how certain mythical creatures are viewed in the mundane world. There's a lot of stereotypes, such as elves living in trees and being skilled at everything, which is nonsense. I've known plenty of elves, some of them were the clumsiest folk I've ever met. They could never live in trees, the idiots I know would keep falling out of them. Ogres are viewed as highly aggressive and eat just about anything. I'd like to see YOU run out of your home to desolate plains and see how YOU act afterwards! The most amusing of these, however, is the perception of the unicorn. We knew this rambling train of thought would lead us here eventually, the character iiiiis a unicorn, afterall. Unicorns, are often seen as creatures of "Health", the myth originating from magical "Unicorn horns" that would give off a healing aura. Midieval snakeoil, really. The only thing related to health that june provides, is the taking away of good health. Trampling, spearing on her horn, being devoured, oh yes June is quite skilled at taaaaking health from people. Another amusing thing is that one must be a virgin to ride a unicorn, which is also ridiculous. One doesn't need to be a virgin to ride June, just need a good dick and for June to be in the right mood. Maybe that's a bit crass, but that's another misconception about unicorns. They're not polite.

Now it IS true that unicorns are snobby bastards. June especially is constantly aloof, seeing herself as the superior form of life. Just... ignore the fact that she lives in someone's stable as thier pet. OF COURSE if you ask her, she's going to tell you that the person is actually her pet, rather than the other way around. Yes, her pet human comes out every day, gives her free food, bathes her, loves on her, calls her all sorts of pretty names, and even provides toys like those large, inflatable balls! June really likes those, though they usually keep getting popped on her horn.

June lives a free spirited life, even getting a big tattoo across her foreleg. It was a very odd day in that tattoo parlour, especially considering none of the chairs could actually fit her. What's worse is all the damage she ended up causing with her general clumsiness, knocking over equipment, tail sweeping across counters, getting her fat ass stuck in doors, and last but sure as hell not least, her tendency to keep chewing on her tattoo artist's hat. He eventually gave up and just let her chew it, seeing as it kept the big idiot still long enough for him to work.

June iiiiis magical, of course. She's a unicorn, she's going to be magical. She has a lot of typical unicorn magic, telekinesis, a variety of life magic, an aura of smugness that could only belong to a creature of mythical origins, and anything a rapidash can do. Oh yes, June isn't puuuure unicorn blood, no. Her mother, a loooong time ago, went on a bit of an adventure, and mated with a rapidash. As a result, she has the power and majesty of the unicorn, and a mystical wispyness. Her main and tail are fire, she's constantly setting off smoke alarms, but she has complete control over how hot the fires over her body burn. You could put your hand through her mane and feel nothing but a gentle surge of air where her flames are. Or, when she thinks it would be funny, that hand could get the skin burned off. Again, she's good at taking health away from people. Unicorns are not nice.

Here's the thing about horses. They're big, they're heavy, and they're really smart. For... for animals they're smart. They actually have a basic understanding of cause and effect, the problem is it's a very basic understanding of cause and effect. Now June, she has a much more advanced understanding of it! But that doesn't mean she generally does a good job at thinking things through, she's still kind of an idiot. She's going to think of things, and she's going to think herself as being the smartest, most intelligentest creature in existence! And it's going to just not work out how she planned, often involving things getting impaled on her horn. She's playful, full of energy, curious, and incredibly smug. And allegedly a good lay.

I'm still undecided if she can talk or not. Probably scene dependant until I get to play her more.