JohnnyRaw

Not real happy about what's been going on in Providence. If you're a local I know you have noticed it. I mean who fucking hasn't? First those kids, then what was with the whole "Animal Experts"? Did you notice?? I did. I looked them up online. These guys chase big foot. What are they doing in "Nexus Park"?

I am not saying the Mayor is full of shit. No, yeah that is exactly what I am saying. Something is happening.

Listen, if you come to Providence. Stay away from the damn park. Thats Providence Park in case you didn't know. Us townies call it "Nexus" but you get my drift.

Until next time, STAY OUT OF THE PARK.

I decided to start my blog up again. Things have been happening here. Things have gotten worse. More people have gone missing.

I'll tell you what's fucking going on. DetectiveChavez knows all about it. Thats why he was sent here. He's a specialist to investigate the missing people... sure.. He's been keeping it under wraps, but I know stuff. I have my sources.

They are called "Eaters", some of them are things of nightmares. Horrible disfigured monstrosities. Shit like you would expect in a horror movie. Some of them look like you or me. That nice woman at the grocery store? She's probably one of them. You know what they do? They eat you whole.

Fuck.. man.. this next parts hard. People have got to know. I have lost three friends to these things already.

Vic - I hope they play mad psychobilly in hell.

Stacy - You were one rad chick.

Megan - I love you doll, may you rest in peace.

Look, its all in The_Obituaries in the Providence Times. All the deceased popping up lately, young healthy people going missing.

Until next time, like a cat - sleep with one eye open.

Look, I am not trying to come off all sentimental and shit. You know thats not my style. Let's just leave it at this - the new bartender at Skohl and Dagger's is really bringing up the property value in little Innsmouth.

In other news, I feel like I got a fucking ice pick wedged into my frontal lobe. Don't mix your drinks kids. Remember the golden rule: "Liquor before beer, 'yer in the clear, beer before liquor never been sicker."

I am going to see if I can hold down some water.

Until next time.... I'll see you in the pit.

Saw the Howler's last night, got to meet up with some old friends at Skol and Dagger's. It's good seeing old faces, even if some of them owe me money. Sometimes, being owed money just means you get to drink free. I think it's been nearly a month since I have had to pay for a drink at Skol and Dagger's. If this keeps up my friends are liable to turn me into an alcoholic. That is not a complaint!

Ran into Macy Kat, total blast from the past. Rad chick, used to play drums for Charlie Manson's Angels... Macy ya still got a mean a left hook! ;p Glad to see that working a corporate 9-5 hasn't softened you up too much.

Howler's set was solid. They got a new bassist and the dude totally kills it, he's got himself a custom made bass. I didn't get a chance to talk to him about it on account of drowning in PBR, but it looked like it was one of those child coffins like what ZombieHeart rocks. The boys were on point. Really rad sound. I hadn't seen them in a few years, but the new set-list reminded me of some old school Dead Street. Some psychobilly with that metal bass drum kicking in at parts.

Cult of C'thulu fronted by Matt Locks, really had a good sound too. I loved all the Lovecraftian nods man. Their vocalist has got some pipes on him. Strongest song by far was probably "Faces in the Void". These guys as the name might imply were a Horror Punk Lovecraft influenced band. Like if the Misfits and worshipped Dagon. heh' Creepy shit, considering Providence's legacy.

Lastly, in my review blog? The Dirty Scums. These guys stole the show. I haven't seen a front man allow himself to get as violent ally assaulted since GG. Dude jumps off the stage face plants into a folding table. Asks the crowd to take pot shots at him, which they do! You'd think the guy would have got his lights turned off but instead he keeps singing - blood all running down his face. Oh yeah, and they played some good scum punk rock. If thats your cup of tea - and it most certainly is mine.

Until next time... Die die die my darling...