I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you're failing my class. What? Oh no! It's not because of your papers! It's because you're to be naught but a cum-splatter in a few minutes…
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John Dee (13 July 1527–1608 or 1609) was an English mathematician, astronomer, astrologer, occultist, navigator, imperialist and consultant to Queen Elizabeth I. He devoted much of his life to the study of alchemy, divination and Hermetic philosophy.
John Dee (07 July 2011 - ?) is a great dane who enjoys studying philosophy, astronomy, mathematics, and political science. He spends most of his time writing about comparative religions and philosophies and is the
academic great-great-great-grandson of John Dee of historical fame.
John's build is, like most of his species, immense. He sports a nice blue coat, and generally wears a blue business suit as well, befitting his position as a tenured professor at Oxford. He's known for both his scholarship and his immense appetites, both for food, for sex, and for learning. He's a jolly sort, well liked by his students and colleagues alike, though he has caused a small scandal or two with his extravagant tendencies. Generally, nothing that can't be solved with a private meeting in his office after hours. He has an understanding with the Oxford police to deal with the resultant… disappearances.
