Joan is a simple woman, by all acounts she’s a bimbo, loves going to the beach, looking nice, and has a bad habit of assuming everyone wants to be a part of her… In an average week she sends no fewer than three living people through her bowels, significantly less “living” when they reemerge. By no means is she an alpha predator, she just loves to eat! In fact, she thinks of herself as a Prey slut. Miscommunications and fits of passion sign the death warrant for most of her meals. And she’s just far too loveable to be ended by any of the predators that call her their friend! She loves when people come and introduce themselves, and her mind has a bad habit of imagining herself sitting on the face of anyone she meets~