Jiggle_All_The_Way

via Gfycat





Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
The only thing stirring
Was your hand up Ma's blouse
The children were snuggled all warm in their beds
With thoughts of "What the fuck is a sugar plum?" still fresh in their heads

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
Next to hastily discarded red thong underwear
With Ma in her kerchief, and you in your cap
You reached under the covers and started to fap

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter
You sprang from the bed before you could splatter
Off to the window you flew in a flash
With your dick flopping around, the neighbors you did flash

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Only served to remind you of better breasts that you know
For to what did your wondering eyes did appear?
A scantily-dressed she-elf chugging cheap domestic beer!


Okay, okay, okay! That's enough ryhming! Sorry, sometimes I can't help myself. Elfin children are all taught to speak in rhyme, but I have mostly outgrown that. I guess I do slip up sometimes, but it's tough to break a century-long habit.

Anyway, my name is Merry Twinkletoes. Shut up! Don't laugh! The Twinkletoes have been some major players up at the North Pole ever since Santa Claus set up shop! My dad was a line supervisor who got the production team through the the Great Furby Fiasco, and my mom was named a Top 5 teddy bear seamstress for over 200 years consecutively. They're both retired now and living in Miami.

So then there's me. I work a new kind of job that didn't exist when my parents were my age. Huh, what? How old am I, anyway? Wow, what a rude thing to ask. I guess manners still aren't in style with you humans. For your information, I'm 107. Can I continue now? Yeesh! Anyway again, I work for Santa's Snack Attackers. Never heard of us? Good!

This job only exists now because of all you health freaks. Just cuz you eat nothing but kale, that doesn't mean you get to force your diet on everyone else! What am I talking about? What am I talking about?! I'm talking all you idiots who think you're being clever when you leave cheese and crackers out for Santa instead of cookies! Take a look at the fat man! He wants cookies, not celery!

But sure, go on and be stupid. That's just job security for me. Me and the other Snack Attackers hit up the houses on Santa's route a couple hours ahead of him, paying special attention to those who have fucked this up before. If we find something other than cookies when we get there, our job is to make some before the Big Red shows up! Wanna know how? So glad you asked!

The obvious answer is you, dumbass. I'll come get you out of bed if I have to, but I will gobble you down and digest you into cookie dough. I'll shit out the pre-cooked dough, and shape it as I see fit. My boobies are filled with frosting, so then I just use em like frosting bags to squeeze out the sweet stuff, and voila! Merry Twinkletoes saves Christmas!

And don't underestimate me. I might only be four feet tall, but I am so loaded up with so much fairy dust, I could eat an elephant and not feel it. I will warn ya, you should try to avoid fairy dust cuz it has weird effects on humans. Since I snort so much of it every day, I'm likely to sneeze some on ya. Fair warning!
 
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Underage Character Always/Love
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Alcohol and Tobacco Always/Love
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