Holly_Sugarcookie

Hello friends! My name is Holly... Holly Sugarcookie! Height: 5'0" smolish elf~ Weight: NAUGHTY but fine... 100 lbs... plus you~ Bust: B-Cups~ Details?~ Well you guys gotta read more or ask my cute little butt <3

I guess I should say a few things about myself right? Well... for starters I'm 105 years old.. Yep us elves age a lot slower than you humans so I'm around... 20ish in human years! Give or take a few months in your time. I was born and raised in the North Pole by my parents and the rest of the village and fell into the usual elf career of high efficiency manufacturing! Of course... such a busy and high labor work environment calls for an equally high calorie diet to sustain myself... I didn't tend to stick to the usual fare most of my other elves tended to follow. Of course I'd never turn down a sweet.... it's in my name after all! Seems I had a more savory aspect to my tastes at a young age, and a ravenous tendency at that too! When I was a wee teenager I happened upon Santa's delivery of meats and cheeses... the smell overtook little old me and I ate so much that when I was found... they had to roll me out of the head chefs pantry! But from that point forward.... I've never felt truly full unless my stomach was stretched out as tall as I was~ My job? Well... I just said I was on the production line for Santa! Don't you believe me?.... Sigh fine.... yes I'm hiding somthing why else would I tell you about my past.... The secret is I'm a ravenous little predator~ Why? Well meat is amazingly delicious and I can't resist it when it's either cooked or still wriggle squirmy inside my tight little tummy <3 Oh look I'm getting off track here! My real work is as an offshoot of one of Santa's more elite divisions. If you ever heard of Merry Twinkletoes... well she's one of my bestest friends! We are part of Santa's Snack Attackers. Merry does most of her work on Christmas Eve... where I work the rest of the year on missions. What missions you say? Well I need to explain what we do first! See... so the Snack Attackers main job is to go to houses ahead of Santa himself and make sure that you left cookies and milk out for him! If there's anything else (i.e. veggie sticks or Tofu BLEYYGH) we quickly magic up some cookies and leave a note to "thank your friendly elves <3" for making things right for Santa! Now if you never thanked us by whatever means.. words or in letters to Santa... then we make note of that and pay careful attention to your house when we come by. If you STILL mess up and leave healthy nasties out... well we have to take some action~ So.. the first step is what we've done to prepare beforehand! We all joined the ranks because we all have ravenous appetites! But we are elves so we need a little assistance for our jobs. Fairy dust makes us even more elastic than usual... especially our guts and also magically imbues them with different properties... amongst other effects.. more on those in a bit. Back to step 1... or 2 in thus case... we find you sleeping in bed and use our appetites to gobble you right up! Usually the whole family~ ya'll are responsible equally in our books. Then we send all of ya on an educational tour of our elven digestive tracts~ lots of gurgling and churning... until you're digested down. How does this help the cookie situation? Well fairy dust makes our tummies digest naughty people down into cookie dough! What? You thought we were just gonna erase your family down the toilet? oh nono no~ you have a date with the cookie platter <3 Squeezed hot and fresh from my tight butthole as hot magical dough into any kind of cookie! Frosting? Well... my little Bcups don't stay that small for long! They filled up with frosting and I frost those cookies with my wonderful little boobies! oh what a terrible fate for you~ Santa gets the ones we set out for him and we bring the rest to snack on together later on! Dont like that scenario? Well... between you and me... you aren't destined to be food forever... lucky for you when the morning comes after Santa gets ahold of you.. You'll wake up perfectly fine in bed! But with a dreamy reminder of what transpired and the note to thank your elves once again <3 the rest of the cookies? Well let's say that you might weirdly hear the occasional Mmm or burp or churn when one of your cookies finds its way back into me~ and out the right way this time teehee~ Your special missions? Well yes I go through the year and do just that on our repeat offenders to lessen the workload on Christmas Eve! Think of it as.. Snackmas in July~ Though I get extra hungry sometimes and find some snacks to really gurgle down at the local bars and taverns. So that's it~ if I can think of anything else I'll tell all ya'll... so let's get down to business... oh? your surprised? Why else would I be here Sugarplum? *grurrrrrrrrgle* See like I said let's get right down to business~ *Ahhmmmmmmm~* *GLUPPPP* *GRRGLE* *Grrrrgle* *blurble...* . . . Teehee~ URP!