Grandma_Guts

A Madeline_Madelist character!

You know her. You've know her your whole life, you're pretty sure. She's your grandma! Such a sweet old lady, baking cookies and making time for you whenever you want. She's so very accomodating, so very welcoming, even in her golden years. A little too welcoming, perhaps?

She's been spotted around around parks, subways, and even local bridge club meetings. Anytime she's there? She leaves, leaving a massive mound of shit in her wake. Countless people, ended by the warm and welcoming belly of Grandma. You're not sure how much, and she won't tell you. All she'll give you is a coy little smile, maybe a rumbly fart in your direction.

It's as if she's a mystery. Two different women, playing around in the same body. You try to place it, but nothing quite fits. So mellow, so sweet...but such a vicious predator? It doens't seem to make sense.

It's okay though, honeybun. Granny knows everything. Let her bring you in, reaaal nice...

...and close!~
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Some scenarios I like!

1. It's a family reunion, and Mom has got to re-introduce the grandkids to Grandma after their stint in college. They're just so cute and their futures are so promising now...she could eat them right up~ It'd wreck everything they've worked for...but it'd be fun!~

2. It's a wedding! Her grandaughter is becoming wife and wife with someone she loves very much, and they've asked Grandma to officiate. Little do they know, it's about to be a shitty marriage~

3. Grandma's got the grandkids over for one weekend free from their jobs, and she said she's going to make them a nice big batch of something sweet to help them wind down from all that work they've been doing~ Come later, and Mom finds no kids...but a big batch of Grandma's bum brownies, shit-stained degrees in tow~

4. Grandma wants to reunite with her daughter, after a long while away! She's just so affectionate, she's got to talk for a long long while...and churn her down into nothing~

5. Grandma forgot her prune juice again, but she goes out on a binge anyway...safe to say she gets MASSIVELY backed up~
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Events!~

Stuffed Erika_Eats up the butt after a smattering of teasing! She was feisty at first...then she was just grandma's little butt toy~