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Oh balls. Where've I wound up this time?
Ui. What a headache... and it is a pretty significant one, at that. But that takes a little explanation, and that comes later(and later still, for you people who see a wall of profile and skip to the end. >.>).
Meet Goyle. He's.... got a bit of a problem. See.... he has this way of finding.... thin spots. Places he really shouldn't be able to find, he finds himself drawn to, without fail. And, well, when a human finds the thin places in the world, they often find themselves on a one-way trip to the next world over, and with Goyle? This has happened quite a lot. He's not at all sure why it has happened, but he's been falling through the cracks regularly for years now. Needless to say, the worlds he finds himself in more often than not are rather far removed from his home.
Needless to say, he's seen some interesting places lately. Each and ever step past the reality he's in takes him to somewhere even more fantastic! He's found himself in the strangest of situations, and learned quite a few things that would be of little to no use whatsoever in his homeworld. Really, who would need a weather control device there, and who would need to know how to disarm one? Or how to make and repair an energy weapon, of whatever sort? Who would need to fight for their life with a freaking broadsword!? And yet, he's had to do all of these things. Quite the changeup for him, really.
See, he USED to be a historian, and an amateur explorer. He was fascinated with old stories, native and tribal legends from across the world, and he found some similarities... many local tribes had mention of a place, and of dream quests there. So, he decided to experiment. Why not? It was a private experiment for himself, one that no one else would know about. It wasn't like he had many friends.
Still... this proved to be a bad idea. He took some LSD, figuring it to be the best hallucinogen for the job, and it opened his perceptions... and he fell through into another reality that was curiously similar,while being at the same time quite different. And things... got weird.
Goyle, now, no longer ages. He's become timeless, detached from his reality as he is. He's also lost all dietary pickiness, and will eat just about anything, though he's only just come into vorish abilities. A survival mutation? Hm, hard to say. Regardless... he's a fairly friendly fellow if you meet him, though he's moderately sane. Or moderately insane. Whichever. Bit snarky too.
Standing 5'10, dressed in a motley assortment of clothes from all sorts of places, including a pair of blue jeans overlaid with leather at the back of the knees, thick boots, a tight-fitting black shirt, and a blood red leather jacket, he seems to constantly sport a small amount of stubble on his face. His eyes are a light blue shade, while his hair is all the way white, completely leeched of any color. He's fairly lean, but strongly built. With him, he tends to have a couple of items at all times... notably, a shortsword and a stun ray, though other toys aren't uncommon. He's good friends with a certain mad scientist who he keeps running into, after all....
Anyway! PM if interested, eh?