"A-Ah, I'm th-th'orry, I'll pick tho'the up right away..!"
Name: Golly G. Gosh
Age: 19
Gender: Male
Height: 5'2"
Weight: 120 lbs
Orientation: Straight(?)
Occupation: Librarian
Golly G. Gosh is a thin, lanky young man with curly blonde hair and freckles who was fated to be one of the most clumsy, awkward human beings on the face of the planet. He's a feminine little thing that dresses appropriately for the job he's chosen; if you guessed he was anything other than a librarian, you're either blind or a smartass. With what can only be described as an "adorable" case of overbite (and a perhaps less adorable lisp, depending on who you're asking), he almost comedically falls into the niche. Knee-high socks and turtlenecks and big, pink glasses with garish frames only cement this. He could truly never have been anything else in life or had any other personality. Timid, a pushover, and absolutely unreliable, the only thing Golly is good for is quietly filing books away, and even then, he drops half of them on the floor.
Thank goodness he has a cute butt, or else it would get really boring watching him bend over and pick them all up.
Sexually, Golly isn't technically a virgin-- he lost the "V" card just a couple years back, to the captain of the Chess Team in High School. She subsequently dumped him for being too "vanilla" (go figure, the Chess Captain was a kinky bitch)... which got him into internet porn. Granted, he hasn't had any sexual partners since then, but when the library gets reeeeal quiet and nobody's around, sometimes he logs into his favorite websites and sneaks a little session in under the desk. He's incredibly pent-up and sexually repressed, still... so if you're interested in him, keep in mind that he's (A) oblivious to most flirting, so you have to be REALLY up-front with him, and he's also (B) usually willing to go along with whatever you have in mind. Low self-esteem will do that to a guy, y'know?
