I am the MASTER of the MECHANICAL!!!

"Hey, can I look at that busted matrix real quick? Ah, there we go, that was the proble- oh... you smell... kinda tasty!"

Blah- I'm gonna be lazy here for now... Basically her personality is the quintessential nerdy dorky tech head dorky girl, quick tempered and greedy, but sweet when she wants to be. Gaige is of course a denizen of Pandora, and mainly to be used for RP's of that nature... but sometimes I suppose I can make it seem as if she appeared in the park as a result of some weird alien device from the vault on pandora. in any case, she's naturally already a pred and a bit of a freak in the sense how she can already eat anyone her size (or larger~) and still want a little more. more often than not youre gonna find her stuffing her face with a bag of 'cheesy poofs' and twirling a wrench about. If you are mechanical, gaigue WILL have to resist the urge to dismantle you. if you smell tasty, gaige WILL have to resist the urge to eat you. basic explanation for her voraciousness and hyper inteligence harks back to the Sirens in-game. essentially her powers are a mutation induced by Iridium Poisoning. When Dr. Zed told you eating iridium fragments was a bad idea, he wasnt just being a doof, like telling you smoking kills.

oh yea- I know she's really skinny and tomboyish looking, blame her metabolism. despite her absurd diet, Gaige has a hard time keeping weight on her thin frame... though mind that doesnt mean that she doesnt ever gain weight. ho ho ho-- yea she tries packing it on >.> gotta get that chubby moxxi figure somehow, right?

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Now thats a damn pretty weapons cache, aint it?

Meet DEATHTRAP
This bucket of bolts? yea he's Deathtrap, Gaige's lovable killing companion of deathy death and electric sparks. oh and tetnis... dear god you wont believe the ammount of tetnis this thing carries. woo rusty hunk of rambling hell!

Deathtrap essentially serves as not only Gaige's companion, but also as her vicious attack dog. piss her off sufficiently, and rather than breathing through bullet holes in your chest, you might just end up being ripped limb from limb by the wookie-analog of a contraption.

[PREFS?]
Eh I'm easy enough on these. anyone who knows me knows what things I am weak to. GRANTED this is not the tell all list

for those out of the know--
VORE TYPES: OV UB CV AV Absorption WG

LOVES
Group vore scenes (pred/prey) the more the better~ (cant stress this one enough *bites lip*)
cuddles
guys and girls (though musclemen might take a less... amorous relationship place)
endosomatophillia related things
if digesty, then absorption and weight gain
cuntboys/tomboys
playing into character settings


LIKES
Sex (duh)
Demi humans!
grab & gulp's
turn of play~ (basically where the tables can turn on the pred and prey for the scene.)

TOLLERATES
Quite a bit actually...

ABSOLUTE NO'S
Scat, Watersports, excessive foul odor-- things of this nature. if it seems gross to a normie, then its probably not what I'd be up for. I love squishy wet sticky and such, but that has its place for me. otherwise...

OH and IC approaches. sorry to be cold about it but yea, I'm probably going to treat you like a leper and edge away slowly until I find an out.

and one more for the road: literacy. sorry-- I know this is an international chat and all, and I usually make exceptions for people who speak english as a second language (like myself) but if you grew up speaking english primarily and you cant manage to form a proper sentence, then I'm gong to beat you with a stick and banish you to the skag corner to be mauled by vicious scavengers. no seriously-- I really REALLY cant stand first person, single line posts where people only type up abbreviations for half of the words. youre online honey, not on your phone. youre through with high school, I'm sure in the 12 years you were in the scholastic system, they taught you to write at some point or another.

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