FatNaga

"Coop?"
"Mmph?"
"Why... are you sucking on a chicken leg?"
"Mph... I'rm nort."
"Okay, first off, don't talk with your mouth full. Second, I can see a chicken foot sticking out of your mouth. Why are you sucking on a chicken leg?"
*shlorp* "I'm not, I swear!"
"Holy Hell! Is that... is that a whole chicken?!"
"Heheh... yup! Tasty one, too!"
"Dare I ask why were you sucking on a whole chicken?"
"Gettin' her used to bein' inside me, o'course!"
"... you are all sorts of weird, you know that?"

Description and information
Cooper (Coop) is a naga... and an overweight one, at that. How he got such a gut when the rest of his kind tend to remain slim is something of a mystery. Pale of skin and a ginger, his serpent half's coloration is along the lines of a king snake. His tail is nearly thirty feet long and is arguably the fittest part of his body.

Among other things, Coop is a bit of a redneck. He lives out in the middle of the woods, near a swamp, in an old trailer. Behind the trailer is the naga's 'farm', where he raises various animals that he uses for food. At any given time, he's got at least 5 chickens, 3 goats, a cow, and one bloodhound. All of the animals are quite used to the naga, having lived with him (and helped him with his hunger) for a long time.

Personality wise, you couldn't find a friendlier, if a bit dopey, person. Coop loves meeting people and treating them to the 'niceties' he has to offer. The problems start to arise when it's noticed that he isn't exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer. Coop is a simple man, often speaking his mind without much thought behind it. This can lead to awkward situations, such as offering a whole animal to a normal person for a meal. Because of his semi-gentle nature, Coop is generally slow to anger, often not realizing that in a given situation that he should be upset.

Random Notes
-Cooper is venomous, being able to deliver a dose of paralyzing poison to his prey. He is, however, missing one of his fangs, effectively halving the amount that he can inject in a given bite. If asked, he'll happily tell you how he lost his fang.
-He's not the best hunter (either due to being overweight or just plain lazy), though Cooper is a crack shot with a crossbow. If he has to go hunting for a meal, he tends to coat the crossbow bolts with his venom to make up for his lack of hunting skills.
-Cooper is always willing to make new friends, though this sometimes ends up with him giving them a 'hug' involving his tail.
-Anything/anyone living that Cooper eats tends to come back within a day or so. He doesn't know how it works and, if asked, will inevitably reply with "It must be one o' them life's mysteries."
-Cooper is a bit of a slob. As such, he doesn't exactly have the best hygiene. There's always a noticeable smell about him and his breath isn't what anyone would call 'spring fresh'.
-He kind of sounds like Larry the Cable Guy.
-Cooper loves beer and BBQ sauce.

OOC Notes
-No IC approaches unless I'm actively posting in the chats. I know you might be interested in my character but I tend to like at least a little setup beforehand.
-The character may be a bit... dumb, but the player is intelligent enough to know how to use proper grammar and spelling. I expect to get the same from my potential partners.
-I'm open to pretty much anything except for HV. Go ahead and ask!