Annazon.com
☰ OpenAnnazon.com is proud to advance the Anna family tradition of high-quality micro distribution to the online realm.
Click "Open" above to browse our selection, or click on the random item below. Be sure to check back often for new items! (Note: All sizes given on this site are shrunken sizes. Alts can, of course, be requested at regular size, for an additional shipping fee).
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A family of identical twins spanning across all dimensions throughout time. Their personalities vary somewhat, but all Annas share a common lust for gold. While a few Annas have set out to offer tutorials in exchange for money, most Annas earn their gold through a shopkeep's life. A handful of family members with fewer moral inhibitions even began offering shrunken people for a price. Some Annas look down on this practice, but even the most righteous Annas are tempted by the profit margins... Did you know? Annazon.com was founded by an Anna (pictured left), who revolutionized the family business by taking it online. Her site became an instant success, and she now employs 85% of the family as her shrunken stock. |
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Anna (From Fire Emblem: Awakening)  Product Height: 6.2 inches Average Customer Score: 7.9 / 10 Featured Review: "Tastes alright, for a store-bought Anna. Decent price. Doesn't compare to the taste of catching your own in the wild, though. 7/10 " |
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Anna (From Fire Emblem: Fates) Product Height: 6.2 inches Average Customer Score: 6.3 / 10 Featured Review: "Don't be fooled by the cheaper price compared to other Annas! When I bought one for my wife, the Anna tried to sell me two other versions of herself, each for half-price. 4/10 " |
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Anna (Limited Edition Smol Model) Product Height: 4.7 inches Average Customer Score: 8.4 / 10 Featured Review: "Bot dis as a speling tooter cuz i herd this Ana halps u reed. 8 her too munfs ago, stil cant spel. She tatesed gud tho. 9/10 " |
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Chiaki Nanami (from Danganronpa 2) Product Description: Known formally as the "Ultimate Gamer", this geek earned her title by breaking numerous high scores and crashing speed-running world records. Product Height: 5.9 inches Average Customer Score: 9.2 / 10 Featured Review: "Bought my first Chiaki the other day. I stole her lunch money before eating her, and came away with enough cash to buy another. 10/10 " |
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Rayfa Padma Khura'in (from Ace Attorney: Spirit of Justice) Product Description: High priestess and princess of Khura'in, Her Benevolence possesses the power to divine the last living moments of the dead through a traditional and sacred ritual. Product Height: 5.1 inches Average Customer Score: 6 / 10 Featured Review: "Pro-tip: 1) Wait for a sale 2) Buy two 3) Eat one 4) Make the remaining one show you the death of the one you ate. 8/10 " |
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Sagette Product Description: Despite appearances, Sagette is actually a demi-Decidueye, and not a Dartrix! Very flirtatious personality, but has had little success finding a mate thus far. Product Height: 6.4 inches Average Customer Score: N/A Featured Review: No reviews yet. Why not be the first? |
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Suze Product Description: An Oricorio girl trapped on the wrong island. Dreams of returning home to others of her species. Product Height: 4.9 inches Average Customer Score: 7.4 / 10 Featured Review: "They don't advertise it, but she can talk to ghosts. Hearing my past prey's complaints made me depressed. 5/10" |
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Kashina Product Description: An aloof, honorable warrior of incredible strength. Very dignified looking, save for her silly dances. Product Height: 7.2 inches Average Customer Score: 2.5 / 10 Featured Review: "Should be packaged with heavier restraints. Despite being 7 inches tall, she sent me to the hospital with a broken arm when I tried to eat her. Thankfully, Anna Clinic gave me a discounted price for their Mend staff healing treatment. 1/10" |
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Samaya Product Description: An odd-looking young woman whose body is transparent like a ghost's. She's a fledgling chronomancer who slows down time for herself and those nearby, but hasn't ever been able to figure out how to stop it... Product Height: 5.5 inches Average Customer Score: 3 / 10 Featured Review: "I ordered my Samaya with Annazon Prime's free 2-day shipping. It's been a week now, and she still hasn't shown up. Would it kill the delivery drivers to be on time? 0/10 " |
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Oasis Product Description: A mute, crippled girl. Does her best to stay cheery for her family, and isn't above using her condition as an excuse to skip class on occasion. Product Height: 3.5 inches Average Customer Score: 6.9 / 10 Featured Review: "Despite what's shown on the packaging, my Oasis wasn't shipped with a wheelchair or cellphone. Still tasted nice, but was a bit disappointing. 6/10 " |
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Pakute Product Description: A lonely fairy who collects humans, but eats those that she deems to be in anything less than "mint condition" Product Height: Varies Average Customer Score: 9.1 / 10 Featured Review: "HELP! My ex-GF bought me one of these as a prank. The fairy shrunk me and stuffed me in a glass tank. I'm gonna die in here! She's cute, though. 9/10" |