Name: Dahl Dango
Age: 32
Gender: Male
Race: Gnome
Height: 3'7"
Weight: 54 lbs
Sexuality: Pansexual (prefers "feminine" looks)
Normally, when you think of a "Gnome", you probably think of those little lawn gnome guys-- pointy hats and long white beards. And most of the time, you'd be right.. for the males, that's usually what those wisened old gnomes choose to look like. It's a very traditional gnome "look"! But for Dahl, that was.. well, way too boring. Dahl didn't want a stupid, pointy hat, or a stupid, white beard. He wanted to be hot. He wanted to be cute. Some things, you can't change about yourself when you're a gnome; you've still gotta' be fucking short, and you've still gotta' be kind of fat, and have a round, red nose. Buuuut, you can kind of cheat it. Dahl, for example, put a lot of that fat in his adorable bubble butt and thighs. By "cheating" his form here and there, he came up with the cute, kind of girlish body you see before you now, perfect for all of the fun things the gnome liked to do (after all, seducing people is easier when you look this good.) Of course, the other gnomes didn't like Dahl "cheating" his body, or the lewd way Dahl chose to use his body with other people, so.. they kicked him out of the community. Which was, honestly, totally fine with Dahl. He didn't like living in dumb dirt burrows or communing with dumb feral rabbits. He'd rather go live in the city and commune with the cuties.
It's not hard to figure out the kind of things he's interested in. Obviously, he likes flirting and having fun. And by "having fun", he means "fucking". Dahl is pretty darn lewd and loose, as far as gnomes go-- he'll fuck girls, herms, and boys, as long as they look "feminine" enough. Traps are par for the course. Dahl especially likes other "short" creatures, near his height.. goblins, imps, those sort of people are a lot easier to, ahem, "access" when you're as tall as he is. But he's still totally fine with climbing on top of somebody twice his size, so don't be shy. The word "lecherous" has been used to describe him on several occasions. Of course, Dahl isn't just about sex.. he's also about being a lazy, greedy little asshole. This gnome loves to lay around, smoking off a pipe, drinking strong liquor and gambling. Oh, he loves to gamble. And steal! Watch your wallet if you decide to have a night of fun with the little guy, because he's been known to swipe a few coins off of unaware (or sleeping) lovers who found him missing come the morning. Bare in mind, Dahl isn't particularly strong by any stretch of the imagination.. the only people he tends to "overpower" are the ones he's been able to drink under the table, and thus, been able to do whatever he wants with. Anybody else who "catches" him, he's basically powerless to stop from doing whatever they want to his tantalizingly plump, little body.
