Cursor

How the hell do you write a fancy introduction for this anyway? It's a fuckin' computer cursor, man, there's not going to be some amazing backstory behind it. It's just some little white thing floating around, clicking on things and annoying the hell out of people. It also happens to be, um, edible if you're into that.

It can also do things a regular cursor can do too, like squash and stretch, drag and drop, cut/copy and paste and so forth whenever it feels especially mischevious. And it still has that little hand icon whenever it wants to do something delicate, too. Like smack you upside the face.