Cletus_Thibideaux

A newly created character which needs a profile. A character description is needed here or it just looks silly! And this does look silly to. So I betta get wurk so I can start ma huntin'.

*The opossum hums to himself as he starts scribbling away his information. This may take a little while.*

Player: I'll do Cletus' profile since if he did we'd be here all day trying to figure out what he's saying.

Cletus: Wut you baublin' about boy! I speek fine!

Player: Yeah, don't worry. During RP he'll speak a little normal.

Cletus: Ju' cuz I frum da Bayou dern mean I kent speek boy!

Player: Yeah. ....See what I mean.


Name: Cletus Thibideaux (pronounced Tib-eh-dough)
Species: Opossum
Gender: Male
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 220

Cletus: Imma portly man, tis true. Nuttin wrong with a beer gut.
Player: Damn it Cletus! Shut up! I said I'd do yer profile.
Cletus: Den explain yerself boy!

Eyes: Blue
Fur: Grey w/ white along the underside.
Hair: Ain't got nun. Whaddya I look like!? A human?
Tail length: 5 feet. "Yu know whut dey say abou' dem wit big tails eh?" *wink*

Cletus is a good ole boy. If you're not sure what that means then I would recommend google. He was born and raised in the Bayou's of southern Louisiana. He's made quiet a name for himself by just being a hunter and fisher. He loves hunting, almost as much as he loves his family. He loves hunting so much, that he's traveling the world to explore his hunting prowess. "Boy! Just tell 'em I wants to hunt abroad!" ...As I was saying. He's a hunter, and he hunts a variety of...things. If you suspect you're not on his list of things he enjoys hunting, well, I wouldn't bet on it.

Appearance: He prefers to wear a plain wifebeater and some jeans that are torn off below the knees. He don't wear shoes, gloves, or underpants....bleh. He wears a bowler hat to keep the sun out of his eyes, and usually carries a satchel with hunting supplies and a shotgun. Oh don't worry, he only uses the shot gun on gators. "Choot 'IM! CHOOT 'IM!" He is a little portly, you can't eat as much as he does without carrying a little weight on you, and his fur is surprisingly well kept. Though he does have a bit of strong smell. "Hey! Dat is not ma appearance boy!" Yeah, well people still need to know.
((Also found this and thought it would fit Cletus nicely. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9159670/ ))

Personality: Cletus is one happy man. He loves life and lives it to the fullest. He's not malicious, so to speak, when he's hunting. He's tactical, sneaky. He enjoys the hunt and is sometimes even apologetic to his prey. He tries to avoid using his teeth, cause he enjoys it when they wiggle, and isn't one to use his gun unless he has to so don't worry about that. He's cheery, loves to talk, and can be a little crude. He's like any man, thinks with his penis as much as his stomach, and tends to make decisions on those urges.

Family: Yes, Cletus has a family back home. "I got foor kids and one lovely wife." He sends them money all the time, and he does love his wife. Don't worry, he still is willing to sex up a prey. "As my wife says, it ain't cheatin' if you eetin'"

Vore preference: "I can only swallow prey. Dat's et!"
Sexual Preference: Straight
Food Preference: Man, woman, or other...I'll eet ya!
Questions? Please ask. This is a new work for me.

Notes: Cletus, despite how he looks, is very fast and very strong. He has been hunting and chasing things down ALL his life. His tail alone is strong enough to support his weight and then some, so, if you get caught in it I would just expect to be caught. He has teeth, but he tries not to use them because he doesn't want blood on his "nice" shirt.