ChunkyCutieCrapper

Meet Calem, the talk of the town. He's a sweet enough lad of about twenty-one or so, who's at college to study for being a writer - a modest job that would fit his temprament. He's productive enough and studious enough, does his fair chip...but even after all that, there's just one thing the poor boy can't shake.

He can't seem to keep the prey boys and gals off of him!

Every time he even tries to keep to his lane, and trot across campus doing his own thing...he catches someone's eye! And then that someone rushes up to him, they talk, they chat and...urrrph. Now they're on the way to becoming just another swell of fat on this already hefty boy...

But that doesn't seem to be the least of his problems! No, his prey always seem to give him terrible gas; after just trying to kow-tow to eager prey's demands, he's known to fart and burp up a storm, almost literally! He's blown back leaf piles, dresses...hell, anything that's not nailed down, really. The boy becomes a gasbag once he's well and fed~

That's one bit he doesn't consider a problem. Prey do make for a lovely snack, and good fuel for penning down a story or two within a night~ They're more delicious than running through chip bag after chip bag, at least~!

But, even with all of his cheery feasting and gassy explusions...there's still one last problem;

his poop.

Prey make for a lovely snack. A lot of things make for a lovely snack. But when you eat like this boy does..toilets can't usually take you. Sometimes entire stalls can't. Sometimes it has to be in a field, even...

but the Chunky Cutie Crapper, as the campus has affectionately deemed him, still carries on~

Will you be a part of what he's...well, "carrying~?"

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