Cania

  Cania is a coyotetaur. Her fur is mostly shades of grey or white, and her eyes are a rich amber. She’s 5’9” tall, 6’11” long, and usually around 375 lbs. She’s generally friendly and fun-loving, and odds are she probably wants to eat you. She’d never say so, though, and she isn’t the sort to just start shoving you down her throat. If you mention it to her that you like being eaten though, you'll probably have her attention.

  Cania’s typical morning involves jogging to work, including two laps around the park and a stop at her favorite coffee shop. She works as the assistant receptionist at a “vornography” film studio, but doesn’t get involved beyond that — Cania is strictly an off-the-set employee. She also has an interest in audio, and has a basic mixer board and deejay rig at home. She’s helped with post-production audio work on the job once or twice.

  I’ll expand more on the profile later.

  Anything else you want to know? Feel free to roleplay with her to find out, and I’m always open to whispers.

  I didn’t want to have to do this, but it’s come up too many times now. I am not in character in whispers. If your first post to me is an in-character action — including random unsolicited hugs, licks, pounces, or et cetera — you can expect a very rude reply from me, and then to be ignored. I realize you’re probably just trying to be friendly, but it’s the sort of thing that really annoys the %$#@ out of me, so please don’t do it. Yes, there are exceptions for certain players I’ve known for some time, and you know who you are. If you’re not sure you’re one of them, odds are you’re probably not.

  Also, don’t mount the coyotetaur and try to ride her. It’s a major pet peeve of mine that will get you snapped at by a highly annoyed player.

  This has been one of my most popular characters to date, and I’ve never really understood why. Palshife offered this hypothesis, which made me giggle too much not to include:
  “Maybe people are more into quadrupeds than they think, and reassure themselves with the fact that at least a taur has boobs. @_@”

(A veteran player operating under an AssumedPseudonym.)