Beneficium

Good day, afternoon, or evening, sir or madam.

My name is Miranda Simont, as you can clearly see above. I am a maid by trade, but my services go far beyond just cleaning or tidying.

I pledge to do my absolute best in order to be of the utmost use to whatever needs you need satisfied. While I am not perfect, sadly, I will find ways to make ends meet by other means. I can be rather persuasive, when matters come into my own hands.

I accept patrons and extend services to anyone who needs it. However, I must warn you now that anything that would jeopardize my safety would not be tolerated. Additionally, I have my boundaries, even when it is not my place to refuse an order. If necessary, I can hire other maids to sate the various other cravings I would rather stay away from in order to meet demands.

I thank you very much for your time and attention. I promise that you won't be disappointed.

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