Beater

	"...'round here, folks call me 'Boss'."
Burt the Crocogator is a big friendly fella, equal parts frisky as hungry! He's a bit of a bully, but he does have a big ol' heart to power that big ol' cock and balls. Burt's nine feet tall, four feet wide, got a two foot cock and a sack like a basketball. Snout to tail he's twelve feet long, and he's about one and a quarter tonnes (depending on whether or not he's full). He's rather well-off, running all sorts of shady underground businesses in and around the county and town of Bogbeast, along with a totally legal casino he uses to launder the money he makes on the side. He's always got spending money to throw around and impress the girls with. Sometimes he'll be in a mood, and he'll take it out on some poor pretty thing, and they'll either find her mangled corpse the next day, or she'll vanish forever. Every now and again, when Burt just gets annoyed with everything, he stops being nice and becomes a mean, vicious, brutal rapist, and then everybody's gotta look out! He might not seem it when he's in 'his mood', as the locals call it, but whenever he is, at least one person's gonna die horribly... Nowadays he'll just rape and murder his mood away, but back when he was a schoolboy, he'd roam town and pick fights, and clobber people with his furious might. People didn't know what to do, until one day a big titty cheerleader girl called Tiffany from the University of Florida came by and he took her from her hotel room, kept her in his basement and did unspeakable things to her for about a month, until half of her was found floating in the bayou. Ever since, every 'mood', girls have been vanishing and either way what happens to them, it's never pretty. To avoid any misunderstanding, 'Beater' is a schoolyard nickname for his violent tendencies to anyone who wasn't a (useful) friend, but it's also his last name! Except it's pronounced like 'baiter', of course. Life in the bayou is calm and always the same. Burt would walk into the local dive bar and hear about all the beautiful ladies that vanished in the last few days, or hang out at his Casino and Hotel, the Gentleman, the finest establishment this side of Rapist's Cove. Townfolk always assume Burt is in his 'mood', and treat him with the respect he deserves. He employs about half the town, and fathered a lot of children with a lot of local daughters (some were even willing). Though he's no mayor or sherrif or judge, he's the boss in town, and every local official won't do squat without Burt's approval. Least of all try to arrest him! The locals know all about Burt and his activities, but they keep quiet, as it's a sort of long running 'joke' to play on unwitting out-of-towners, who get a warm greeting but never truly are welcome. The Bayou belongs to the Bayou folk, and outsiders ain't wanted! Bogbeast was named after a misunderstanding. Someone had written on a map warning of a vicious maneating beast, the Bogbeast, and some settling pioneers populated the location thinking it was the place's name. Guess that's what happens when you don't speak the language! From the Dead Drop Cliffs to Rapist's Cove, the county of Bogbeast is rich in resources, and even richer in dangers. Violent, hungry creatures roam the swamp, the locals will rape and kill you just as soon as look at you (if only to take what useless shit you have with you), and Burt... well, Burt's got a reputation to uphold. Don't get caught dead in Bogbeast if you don't wanna end up dead in Bogbeast! Beyond the creatures kept a secret by the locals, another secret is held by Rapist's Cove. There's a let-out where the swamp drains into the ocean and Burt and his crew use it as a base of operations for all their illegal stuff the out of towners wouldn't understand. Someone has to keep the economy in Bogbeast going! Guns, drugs, underage girls. From stolen jewels to stolen junk, if you can't move it elsewhere, Burt can move it for you. This place is known as 'the Den', where captured tourists are worked to death as slaves, and Burt expands his reach out into the world as a bona fide crime boss. His heart is not a stone, of course. He takes excellent care of his goddaughter, his niece Dixie, who's come to live with him from the age of twelve. She's shaping up to be quite the lovely young lady, though she's also got a dark side like her Uncle Burt (or Uncle Daddy as she calls him), and whether she was born with that or it developed over the course of her incestuous relationship with her guardian, is unknown.
	TRIVIA
	Q: Is Burt a dom or a sub? A: He's a dom, but hey, who knows? Maybe you'll tickle his fancy (read: balls) just right and he'll let you ride on top for a bit. Q: Is Burt a predator or prey? A: He's definitely a predator. Don't even kid yourself. Q: Hello, how are you? A: I'm doing pretty poorly most often and also I hate small talk 99% of the time. Also if you make small talk I'm free to assume you didn't read this profile and I probably won't even reply. Q: Would you play Burt as a female or shemale? A: No, but his niece-fiancee Dixie is available. She's an attractive young female crocogator available for scenes in female. Q: What are your main turn-offs? A: Rude people, people who don't read the profile, people trying to gross me out, unbirthing, permaplay, micro/macro, people who insist on sliders, profiles that are just massive walls of text. They're called line breaks and they're free, people! Q: What are your main turn-ons? A: Play with me and find out! Q: Why don't you have sliders? A: To make you read the profile.