BadNickWilde

Name's Wilde. Nick Wilde. Now, you might have seen that movie about my counterpart, who learned the meaning of friendship and went on to become some big city hero...that's not me. If you wanna know who I am, all you need to know is that I call the shots in the criminal underground. Especially in the rodent parts of the city, I keep things in line and under my thumb, and if any of those little guys try to get tough...well, most of them never see the light of day again.

Now, some things I wanna get perfectly clear. I'm an equal opportunity dealer. Male, female, anything, come on in. Are you mammal, reptile, bird, or one of those weird "human" things? I can hook you up. Just a note though, I only go for people MUCH smaller than me, about two or three inches high. I leave the bigger guys for my associates to deal with. There's nothing to be worried about, of course...as long as you hold up your commitments. As fun as it is, I don't want to have to exact a pound of flesh, especially from those who don't even weigh a pound.

Another thing: I've been lending myself out as a micro removal agent. That pretty much means that if you have a tiny village, town, city, civilization that you need ground into dust, I'm your guy. Heck, I'll even do it for free! It's like a snack and a playground all wrapped into one...

Lately, I've been starting to have more deals with people closer to my size. Of coruse, these deals end up with them becoming my servants - or lower, depending on my mood.