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An Alts_Worth_A_Hoot Composition

Jack Carr always had a penchant for the musical. He even became a singer of some notoriety! A strange thing to note, however; nobody's talked about their backstage experience whenever and wherever he's performed, even though passes are offered...

He's not one to go for bigger joints, most of the time, so this...kind of makes sense, to an outsider looking in. The problem? Backstage passes are free. One would generally abide by the logic "notable singer + rare experience = tight as fuck", but from an onlooker's perspective, nobody seems to have even gone.

This spurs a question that's never usually raised - what's happening? What's not enough to write home about? Is he some kind of massive jackass? What's with this apparent vow of utter silence about whatever transpires back there? Surprisingly, there's no NDA involved.

Eating people is usually a surefire way to shut people up and sate an appetite at the same time. Naturally, the complete dead air around what happens "behind the scenes", so to speak, and the fact he (and none of his band, either) eat before shows do indeed have a connection.

But hey! Might as well take the shot and take the pass! Maybe you're not that appetizing! It's all for some good fun!
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It's all fun and games til you're the singer's snack.