Ashlia

WIZARD

5'5" catgirl wizard. She's violent. Sadistic. Selfish. Likes the color red. Good for RPs of all flavors though.

She's really, really good at casting spells.

Like legitimately really damn good. She calls herself an "Archmage" and she's not really being a braggart

I mean she kind of is a braggart in general, but she is really good at magic.

She also calls herself Witch, Sorceress, Summoner, Warlock, Magus, Spellslinger, Supreme Incantatrix and sometimes Empress.

But seriously she's really good at casting spells and stuff. Like, if your profile says you're a god or something? Doesn't matter. Wizards cheat. Seriously, if there's one single thing you need to know about her it's that <b>Wizards Cheat</b>.

And win. Always. Except when she doesn't but we won't talk about that.

Like if you interact with her you're basically agreeing to be food. Or something.

She doesn't like you.

She <i>does</i> like fire though. And covering people in it.

People like you.

She can also eat you in a bunch of ways and probably will do that or something.

Also sometimes likes to maul people n' stuff.

Yeah.

Oh right. History.

She doesn't like her Dad much.

He was also a dragon.

Kind of a dick.

But she killed him. So... That's pretty much over and done with.

I could write a lot more about how she grew up and what she did and why she doesn't like her dad and all her various adventures.

But.. I'm not going to. You can always ask her. Or me.

She became really good at magic to do that. Totes got to like, level 30 if you're playing D&D

Sometimes she acts like she's playing D&D and uses D&D spell names because the player is a nerd.

She's also kind of a nerd. I mean like, when you break it all down a Wizard is just sort of a Nerd Ascendant.

Nerd Ascendant is another title she can use. I should probably add that to the list of titles above, but I'm not going to.

I can't really think of anything else to put here.

So.... Bye!

Oh. Right. She does like, all kinds of magic too. I said she liked setting people on fire and that's true.

She also turns people into stuff with transformation magic. She likes that stuff. Like. Catgirls. Or necklaces. Or corpses

The last one isn't really a transformation though. It's more just killing people. Which she does. Especially if you annoy her.

She can also fly and all that. With Magic.

Like it doesn't even bother her that she's wearing next to no clothing. Too Cold? Magic. Bad guy with a sword? Magic.

Really she doesn't even need to do laundry because she can just clean clothes with magic too.

But she does do laundry sometimes.

Evil Eldritch Magical Laundry.

Don't ask me what that is because I don't know. It just sounded silly and weird so I put it there.

She uh... Yeah. She's scary and not nice and will probably hurt you and is tall and reasonably strong and uses magic.

Lots of magic.

Ok bye for real this time.

Wait no. Preferences.

Switchy. Rhymes with Witchy, so it works.

Also she doesn't like, always eat people and stuff.

She can be pretty lewd when she wants to. And I already mentioned she does weird crap with her magic.

And... yeah. Sometimes she just talks to people. Maybe she'll invite you back to her house.

Her house is pretty cool. It's this little mansion that exists in a pocket dimension kind of sort of.

Yeah that's about all I got for right now. I'll probably continue rambling later.

Bye! Again...