Dear Chief Replacement,
I wanted to send you this friendly little letter to inform you of your imminent demise. If you're curious about the frequency of which
I send these letters, it is merely to instill as much fear as I can. As if basting a turkey. Then I will proceed to have sex with.
That's right.
I'm going to FUCK the fear turkey.
Follow me @theCrimsonFuckr!
Sincerely, Alucard
PROUD INVENTOR OF VACUUM CLEANER VORE
Alucard's Victims.
He has decided to claim Devouress_Camilla
He has adopted Sainanori
He locked Vayla up in his basement
He constantly steals Torik's soft drinks.
He started misspellign and shitposting the words canidan, pergant, and luigi board with Hester Shaw.
He slammed Olapen into a wall, forcing her to barf up all her valuables, and the phone charger she had acidentally swallowed. He robbed her blind.
He ended up in a fight with Misako_Irwa . He lit her on fire, causing her to burn to a small plant form. It ended with Alucard crushing her under his boot.
He has a nice friendship with Khaydarin She shares drinks and such with him, and he headpats her.
He played a game of "fuck the can" with NegaShantae
He stuck FreeMeat in a vacuum and threw her into a garbage truck. She's still at the dump.
He scared the living shit out of Coffe Chan
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STATS CUZ IT'S A FEATURE!!!
Level: You're fucked
Strength: Restraint Level 0
Agility: Hey Dandy Dick! Ya missed!
Mind: You just activated my Alucard!
HP: WHAT IS THIS A JRPG?
Critical Health: Wait? That was only step 1. What about step 2 through 10.
Stamina: A lot/100
Damage Increment: I'm a fuck mothering vampire, I killed A LOT of people to get this title.
Strength Attack: Come on demigod! You were talking so tough before! Then I ripped off your legs!"
Defense: Sometimes the best defence is TO KILL EVERYTHING!!!
Resistance: Is this a sex joke?
As Pred
| Soft Vore | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | What's this some kinda cartoon sex fantasy? |
| Hard Vore | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | BITCH I EAT PEOPLE!!! |
| Fatality | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | IF PEOPLE AIN'T DROPPING DEAD YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG! Wait we're talking about mass murder right? |
| Reforming | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | When I kill you I want you to stay dead! |
| Endo | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | what? what? what the fuck? |
| Oral Vore | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | Only thing I want going in your mouth is my dick. |
| Unbirthing | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | A little less of that and a little more of my dick in your vagina. |
| Cock Vore | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | How the fuck do you eat with you dick? Ah nvm I'll just blow it off. |
| Anal Vore | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | THE ONLY THING GOING UP YOUR ASS IS MY DICK!!! |
| Tail Vore | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | Can somebody get me a bottle of bleach? |
| Breast Vore | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | Your boobs aren't eating me but I'M GONNA RAPE ME SOME TITTIES! |
| Vampiric Vore | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | I'm a fuck mothering vampire. I killed A LOT of people to get that title. I deserve to be called such. |
| Soul Vore | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | .....CAN I RAPE IT? |
| Unconventional Vore | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | what the fuck are you pervs into? |
| Stretchy | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | How about I stretch you out till you rip |
| Realistic | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | VIOLENCE IS NO FUN WITHOUT GORE!!! |
| Cooking | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | Now you see, people think I eat people raw. But that's not true. I ROAST every one of them first! |
| Food Related | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | I crashed a car into a dairy queen cuz I didn't have enough goat blood to paint it red. |
| Rough | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | IT'S MORE FUN WHEN YOU'RE BREAKING BONES |
| Gentle | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | Gentle? That's a real word? |
| Sex | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | I'M GOING TO FUCK THE FEAR TURKEY! |
| Pain | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | I like hurting people. |
| Transformation | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | I was a chick in the 40s |
| Blood | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | I drink it and paint the wall red with it. BLOOD IS GREAT! |
| Scat | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | Please stop spewing shit outta your mouth. |
| Disposal | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | I ALREADY COVERED THIS! |
| Watersports | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | Seriously bitch the fucking bathroom is down the gosh damn hallway! |
| Bondage | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | I'M GONNA TIE YOU UP WITH FROOT BY THE FOOT |
| Magic | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | I'm gonna magically steal your virginity. |
| Willing | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | Suicidal pricks are no fun |
| Unwilling | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | IT'S MORE FUN WHEN THEY SCREAM IN AGONY WHILE YOU TORTURE AND KILL THEM!!! |
| Micro/Macro | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | I will step on you |
| Same Size | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | More fun to shoot! |
| Male Partner | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | Can I rape it? |
| Female Partner | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | I'm gonna rape it |
| Herm Partner | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | ...if I cut her dick off can I rape it? |
| Human Partner | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | I put a new definition to people food |
| Demi Partner | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | ...CAN I RAPE IT!?!? |
| Fur Partner | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | Ew I walked into a furry convention. |
| Scaly Partner | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | Ew I walked into a furry convention. |
| Feathered Partner | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | Ew I walked into a furry convention. |
| Plants | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | I'M GOING TO FUCK A FLOWER!!!! |
| Animal / Non-morphic | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | Is this beastiality? |
| Non-Sentient Partner | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | YES I LOVE RAPING TOASTERS!!!! |
| Underage Character | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | Wait catholic priests are allowed in? |
| Verbose Posts | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | Bla bla bla can I fuck you now? No, then I'ma kill you. |
| Quick Posts | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | About as long as Serentegra lasts in bed |
| Evolving Character | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | The only evolving you're going to do is evolving into a pile of gore. |
| Breaking 4th Wall | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | WAIT WE ACTUALLY HAVE ONE OF THOSE!?!? |
| Staying In Character | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | Wait I'm not supposed to be me? |
| Surprise Me | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | Keep your dick away from my ass you gay thot |
| Multi-Session | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | Yes I don't mind raping you more than once |
| Grab and Gulp | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | Grab and gulp? Bitch if I'm grabbing you it's for other sexual acts. |
| Group Roleplay | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | Yes I like to rape/kill multiple people at once. |
| Vore game | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | The only game I'm playing is doom. |
| Whisper | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | NO I LIKE TALKING REALLY LOUD |
| Public | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | Public rape is good yes |
| Private | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | Private rape can also be arranged. |
| Fucking The Fear Turkey | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | I'M GOING TO FUCK THE FEAR TURKEY!!! |