Alison_Berret

You know how they always tell you the exciting stories about finding one's true love and the adventure of spending their lives together for the rest of their days? Yeah, I find it to be complete and utter trash. Now don't get me wrong, I love my little man and all. But who the hell decided to leave out the terrors of raising children and housework as a constant, reoccurring theme to this supposedly pristine and beautiful life of togetherness?

Hi. I'm Alison, a former giantess turned mother against my will. Love will do that, leap out of nowhere and make you do things you never dreamed possible or likely. Such as getting subdued in a rampage by a man's clever words. Spending free time at reduced stature with him ( something I hadn't done in nearly two decades! ), and somehow managing to get a ring on my finger then bloating up with a trio of brats. Like.. What the hell?! I conquered nations and subjected all you little worthless specks to my whims! When did I become a tame housewife?! Meh. I guess it all has to come to an end eventually. Rampaging and destroying cities gets boring day in and day out.

Doesn't mean that I can't chase you around the block a few times... Come on! Help me with an excuse from doing the dishes! I need to stretch my legs a bit!