Ahne

A really, really big and soft turkey. Cooked up by SodaDelish

Hoooo boy, what a nervous wreck of a turkey this is. Ahne, once just a little chick like most others, had some interesting 'complications' when she hit puberty. She got really hungry, and really tall. Then she grew out. By the end of highschool, she was the biggest girl in town.

During late middle school, and all of highschool, she was victim to countless amounts of teasing and harassment. She was taller than even the teachers, and so wide she couldn't really fit through some of the doorways. Stairs were a problem, and she always got terrible grades in gym. Eating five meals during lunch... all those problems. Not to mention the fact that she had to bring her own chair to school.

She actually had to change schools, partway through highschool. One time, during lunch, a bully tried to swipe away Ahne's food. Unfortunately for the bully, Ahne's eyes were closed, so she didn't notice him until it was too late and he was already going down. Sure, kid got out fine in the end, but to escape the social stigma and controversy she transferred to another school district. Despite being and nervous as ever, Ahne secretly enjoys getting to tuck people away inside her...

At the end of highschool, Ahne of course went to college. Again, in another place. She learned several things, such as cooking, and even some engineering. She can definitely fix a car, or your plumbing, or any other problems like that... though, that's if she can even get at the problem past her size. After the stress of learning, the turkey moved once again, this time to her hopefully permanent home.

At seven foot six inches, and at a whopping eight hundred and fifty pounds, she's no small bird. At all. Nervous too. She's likely to apologise for getting near you, let alone accidentally sitting on you... And likely binge eat several meals worth afterwards. Especially stuffing, she loves that stuff. Her beak is a little odd, the top half is hard and firm for utility, the bottom half soft and stretchy for eating.

She has large, cushy, human hands. A little feathery like the rest of her, yes, but human-like. However, her feet are like a bird's. Huge talons, the feet scaly and smooth, yet somehow fat and cushy like the rest of her. The claws are massive, Ahne purposefully dulling them to make sure they don't hurt anyone or anything. She can easily grab things with them, and those legs of hers are very strong...

Ahne almost always wears an open vest, no bra, and panties that typically blend in with her body. Thus, an illusion of being bottomless. After all, not like she can really wear anything else. She can't close the vest at all, and unfortunately for her the rather sizable bumps that are her nipples tend to show. So, in addition to that, she tends to wear one of her many aprons. These tend to have some degree of staining on them, whether with chocolate, or cinnamon, or grease, or whatever might be on them.

Of course, given this being a creation of SodaDelish, Ahne wants children. A lot of chicks, in fact. Despite her perpetual anxiety, she absolutely adores little things and ones. Children, dogs, kittens, lizards, short people...

Also due to being a creation of Soda's, Ahne lactates. A lot. A lot. To make things even more bizarre, it tends to taste like whatever she last ate. So if she had some chocolate, she lactates chocolate. Some chicken coated in gravy? Lactating gravy. After some time, it goes back to being just ordinary breast milk. She actually uses this to her advantage with her bakery, and never has to pay for any milk in its operation! And minimal costs for other things.

Again, with the strangeness, one of the first things Ahne does every day is lay a rather large amount of eggs. All infertile, due to the lack of sex in her life. She uses these in baking too, as a result! On the off chance she does digest someone, they end up in one of the eggs and reforming that way. An egg fertilized like that winds up being much larger, and hatching in less than an hour, so she won't wind up using you for cooking.

Ahne manages a bakery, Ahne's Sweet Stuff, that she started herself. She didn't realise what that name becomes as an acronym until way too late... but it's fitting. It's a really popular one too, with pastries and cakes, candies and snacks. If you name it, and it's a scrumptious sweet, she probably has it in stock. Very filling and, sometimes, fattening. From time to time, Ahne can be found manning the counter herself! Very much a testament to how great her goods are... and how sometimes, even the meekest can bring themselves to do something. Even if it's just running the counter at a bakery.

Image from Rimmi, commissioned by and featuring TheoDragonDictator!

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