Welcome to The Apex!
Jenna Cottonmire
Come have your night, on us!
The Apex offers resident prey species a place to unwind from a busy and mundane work week. The food is free. The drinks are cheap. And we'll scratch an itch you can't scratch anywhere else.
Low Risk Excitement
At the Apex you'll get the opportunity to mingle with your natural predators without legal protection. At any time during your entry you may be selected by a watching predator, and brought to their table. While that may sound intimidating the risk is low because your price is high.
On average a prey species will cost a predator about 700Ð to consume a mid-sized furr. Most aren't going to bite that kind bill (or you, by result) and simply want a taste. So, if selected or 'caught' you can rest easy and enjoy the thrill!
FAQs
What does a membership with The Apex get me?
Free meals and cheap drinks for starters! When you have your membership card you can enter the Apex every night and are encouraged to have your fill!
What are the costs and dues of membership?
There are none! Membership is free. You merely have to sign the appropriate consent forms and be over 18 years of age.
Why is (most) everything free?
The Apex receives the majority of its revenue from predator purchases and entry fees. Predators are drawn to our establishment for the ability to interact with live prey without legal restriction.
What happens if a predator requests me?
If a predator has their eye on you, wait staff may retrieve you and bring you to their table. If requested by your predator, you may first taken to the kitchen and served to their liking
Alternatively the predator may come to your table or approach you themselves (or vise versa), but only if setting in the center 'neutral' area of the establishment.
Is it possible to be eaten?
Possible! But don't worry! The odds are in your favor. Most predators merely pay their entrance fee and enjoy tasting or teasing their selected prey. Eating their prey costs them more, and by result, it is not an especially common occurrence.
What happens if a predator does purchase me?
In the (unlikely) event your full cost is paid, your predator may do as they like with you. They may choose to eat you as they wish and order you however they like. You become their property.
In Memoriam
While The Apex assures that our entertainment is low risk, low risk does not mean without risk.
It is on this page that we honor members who were unfortunately not so lucky, and thank them for the sacrifice necessary to make The Apex experience possible.
Note: If you do not wish to be placed in this list in the event you are eaten, you may choose to opt out in advance.
Jenna Cottonmire: Age 31, Creme D'argent Rabbit
Swallowed whole by owner Cyrus Cole (accidental, during site photo-op)Rocky Oak: Age 22, Eastern Gray Squirrel
Consumed raw and alive by Tabatha Cat
The Apex would like to extend our congratulations toward waiter Lisha Slainer for her one year anniversary in working with us.
Thank you for your hard work Lisha. You've earned that mouse.
Cyrus Cole,
Apex Owner
Welcome to The Apex!
with after meal drink
As Nature Intended
In the city, the natural order is set aside for equality and progress. Instead of cats stalking mice and foxes chasing rabbits, they instead work along aside them as coworkers. Legally prey-species are protected from their natural enemies through their citizenship.
But instincts aren't so easily tamed! TheApex offers a temporary indulgence for civil predator species. Our available prey willingly sign away their rights in exchange for low cost dining.
In addition to a standard meal you may take your pick of a complementary prey, served within or around your food.
Add a mouse to your cocktail, or a hare to your soup! Enjoy the added natural flavor and the much-longed-for feeling of predatory dominance over your prey. Taste them. . . Tease them. Do whatever comes natural. Eating them is more than encouraged. Just be aware that if you take a piece or all of your prey your card will be appropriately charged.
with mousetini
Free Entertainment
Tasting prey guests is free of charge! This also includes all form so of teasing, and taunting. You can even tackle, pin or disrobe prey as you see fit.
It's not too uncommon to see fellow predators make a spectacle of consuming live meals and audience encouragement is strongly approved. Please note that some predators may prefer privacy and will eat their meal within a locked room (or may in turn be asked to feed there if they get too. . . messy); however you may seat close and listen in if desired.
Late at night the Apex provides music (occasionally live bands) and dancing in the central area of the establishment (where pred and prey alike gather) is encouraged.
Affordable Dining
While the cost of sentient prey may seem expensive, the Apex strives for fair and affordable meals. Keep in mind the average 160lbs guest is a lot of meat and may last you for some time; an economical decision for 'feast and famine' predators or those who do not need to eat often such as snakes. Further many prey-guests are far under the average size (or otherwise more abundant) and in turn far cheaper; mice and rats especially!
We also offer killer killing-savings through promotions, coupons discounts, and loyalty rewards.
FAQs
This is legal? How?
Yes! While the idea might seem sketchy we assure our establishment is entirely legal and city approved.
As to the 'how', it all comes down to consent. Prey are not allowed in unless they sign forms accepting the possibility that they may be physically or emotionally abused on our premises. Further, they agree to voiding their legal protection and rights to their body permanently in the event they are purchased, and are then given to their purchaser to do with as they see fit. In other words, you may eat them.
Can I eat in private?
While the Apex hopes to provide an environment where predators feel unashamed of acting out their primal urges legally, we provide several available rooms for those who rather dine in private. You'll be free to taste, tease, pounce, and devour your meat without the distracting wide stares of the prey's friends or other onlookers.
If I buy a prey, may I eat it at home?
Yes! If you purchase your prey their legal status is permanently forfeit and their body becomes your property. But do keep in mind that this choice is not without risk. Your prey could potentially escape or an uninformed German-Shepard officer could mistakenly release them. If you aren't confident in your ability to restrain your prey and get them home without fuss, then we encourage that you enjoy your meal with us.
Can I bring a prey-species friend?
Of course! They'll be allowed to set with you on the predator side of the establishment and be given the same free meals as every other prey guest.
Your friend will need to sign our prey-consent forms before entering but they will not be advertised as an available meal. We do not allow the purchase of prey that are in the company of (or captured by) another predator. That said, The Apex will not be held responsible in the event of an accident. It will be your responsibility to keep your friend safe.
No. No. Can I bring my prey-species "friend"
Oh. . . In that case: The Apex gives no official approval in deceiving friends or coworkers into our establishment for the purpose of purchasing them for consumption. However, we are not legally obligated to stop such acts. Technically when a prey enters and signs our forms. . . they are available for purchase.
You will have access to our private rooms and you may arrange to enter through the back if secrecy is required.
May I order prey cooked fully; e.g. baked, roasted?
The Apex encourages (and is intended for) the prospect of predators interacting with live prey and acting out their suppressed urges. Though, if you pay for your prey we will not refuse your request and our chefs are fully capable of preparing your prey into whatever dish you like in whatever way you like. But depending on the nature of your meal, however, you may be asked to eat in private; and the killing of your prey-animal-species will be done out of sight before any cooking takes place, quickly and humanely as possible.
May I bite live prey?
Yes. You are allowed to bite prey but you should also be aware that any serious wound will have a cost up to the total cost of the prey. If you are fully purchasing your prey, then by all means, they belong to you after all. Though out of politeness, we encourage that any large bites be done behind the closed doors of one of our available private rooms. Only small bites, cuts, and nibbles are appropriate for public view.
Promotions
Available promotions
Birthdays: The Apex honors special days with free basic (non-sentient) meals and 50% off prey guests.
Free for all Fridays (pending, TBA): A weekly night for predators to mingle with prey as they wish without staff approval or charge. An initial entry fee applies. Limit of 175 pounds of prey guests per predatory customer.
Coupons
None available at this time online. May be handled out in the restaurant. Offers can range from free desert to 'buy one get one' to entirely free prey!
Loyality System
Each time you visit The Apex you gain loyalty points. Referrals provide added points. Points may be redeemed for free meals and drinks.
Menu
OCC note: This page is still touch and go. For now it is just a list of one-off prey characters I've made, that are permanently removed once eaten. The fatal cooking options are mostly listed for fun as I don't enjoy acting out such but actual cooking is possible off-scene depending what it is; the waiter may just take the prey and then come back with the food.
Becky Black
- Species: Rabbit. Checkered Giant.
- Gender: Female
- Weight: 134lb
- Age: 24
- Fur Color(s): Black and white
- Body Type: Linear. Lightly muscled. Average height. Low body fat.
- Personality: Shy, Awkward, Soft Spoken, Anxious/Nervous, Appears curious of predatory activity.
- Estimated Base Value: 520
- Restraint Difficulty: Easy for average to large predator species. Small predators may have trouble with trashing and should request prey roped
- Prep Options (non fatal): Served; in soup bowl with slightly warm soup or broth, on platter w/ apple (bound or unbound), within large salad topped with ranch dressing, drizzled with chocolate and sprinkled with cookie crumbs to compliment black and white fur color (topped with cream)
- Prep Options (fatal): Full Roast (rare/medium/well-done) with carrot and apple, soup, stewed, cake with visible ears
Ann Peacan
- Species: Chipmunk
- Gender: Female
- Weight: 104lb
- Age: 21
- Fur Color(s): Light brown.
- Body Type: Skinny, slightly busty.
- Personality: 'Chittery', chatty, hyper, excited
- Estimated Base Value: 390
- Restraint Difficulty: Easy
- Prep Options (non fatal): Sandwich or sub filling. Topped with whipped cream, sprinkled with cinnamon.
- Prep Options (fatal): 'Peacan' Pie: Served with tail poking up from crust. Pie may include actual peacans with the savory chipmunk filling or just the chipmunk. Topped with whipped cream
- ALLERGY WARNING: MAY CONTAIN NUTS!